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Meet the pets of Rhabit Analytics!
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Cornelius the Work Culture Dog, Age 8
Chief Visionary
About Cornelius:
Cornelius famously disappeared during a Rhabit team event only to reappear later suspiciously dripping in chlorinated water from our neighbor's pool. He denies having snuck over for a swim, but we're still suspicious to this day.
Coco guinea pig, age unknown
SQueakL Analyst
About Coco:
Coco is a small but mighty guinea pig. They enjoy lettuce snacks and short walks through the cage. Their primary job is to delight the family will small squeaks.
Cleo, Mitsy, and Kai, 11 weeks and 6 years old,
Rhabit's honorary QA team
About us:
The cats have recently been sleeping on the dog and the dog has no idea what to do 😂
Miko, 1 year old
Director of Desk Naps
About Miko:
Back when he was a kitten, I was trying to train him to go on short walks out with a leash. He would flop immediately every time I strap him in and pretends he doesn't know how to walk. He loves to stare people down but is scared when someone stares at him.
Petunia and Fabio, 4.5 years old
Purrchasing Managers
About Petunia and Fabio:
Fabio loves human food and is very chatty. His favorite thing to eat is spaghetti. We call Petunia Tuna, and Tuna loves to get into trouble. She is known to climb to the highest thing she can get to in a room, whether that is a plant, a shelf full of things she has to remove to sit comfortably, or she's even tried for the ceiling fan.
Lily and Kitten Sauce, ages 10 weeks and 5 years
Heads of CRM (Critter Relationship Management)
About Kitten and Lily:
When we adopted Kitten Sauce we named her Mitzi but it never stuck. It slowly became Kitten Sauce, even at her vet!
Lily is a Boston Terrier puppy that loves her Lamb Chop toy and is already a great road trip buddy. When she's not sleeping she's scampering around the house or barking at Kitten Sauce to play.
